Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Dangerous

Yeah, I love Jordan Peterson's "men need to be dangerous" thing.

Jordan Peterson "Be dangerous... But not to me... Or my kids... Be dangerous FOR me... TO my enemies... So I don't have to... "

Hym "You're not. They people maiming your kids are. YOU are not. THEY are."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

dangerman

an extremely intelligent man, he is smarter. you need to trust his plan for he is the danger man. he can detect scrollers. he knows you are NOT 4chan. trust dangerman.

that guy is a real dangerman, he knows everything.

by king_D__ October 18, 2023

Danger

Don't talk to strangers
Keep away from the danger, yeah, yeah
Don't talk to strangers who smile
Keep away from the danger all the time
You just keep away
Ow
Ow
Just a-keep away, yeah
Ow
Red lights are flashing
There's been a misunderstanding, yeah, yeah
I'm bruised, broke and bandaged
Through drinkin' all that brandy, yeah
I was, under the table, but I came back for more

Go to hit that bottle, but my head hit the floor and I'm a
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Stranger danger, don't you talk
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger, don't talk keep away
Red lights still flashing
People all still dancin' in my head
I'm done with thinkin' about what to do
Another bout of drinkin', just one before I'm through
I was just raising hell, I wasn't doing no harm
The cops could not appreciate my natural charm, I'm a
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Stranger danger, don't you talk, don't you talk
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger, yaah
Don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Stranger danger, don't you talk, don't you talk
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger, don't talk, keep away
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Stranger, danger, don't you talk, don't you talk
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger
Don't you go talking to no stranger in this town

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Danderous

To be full of dandruff or seemingly shedful of skin

Guy #1 : Damn, did you see how danderous that guy is

Guy #2: oh man I'd stay away from his head and shoulders

by abfnit January 19, 2024

Dancery

It is a place for entertaining or an event place back in the 1600s and a word borrowed from the French.

The vibrant atmosphere of the party was electrified by the pulsating music, transforming the room into a lively dancery where everyone moved with joyful abandon.

by intouchgal7 May 24, 2024