Minnesota Lap Dance

An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.

-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"

"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"

-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."

"How do you know?"

"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."

by Niceboimn November 29, 2018

private school dance

a school dance where white privileged private school kids scream the n word while listening to da baby

yeah that concert was like a private school dance

by bill.clintons.big.toe October 7, 2019

no no dance

What happens is you do the tango. Then out of nowhere it goes dark and your in a room naked. A person is standing over you and then it goes dark again. You wake up feeling weak, then you see your laptop opened with fork-nite. And then you notice all your v-bucks are gone. And that's the no no dance.

Guy1: I did the no no dance last night
Guy2: How much v-bucks did you have?
Guy1: I don't know any more...

by 69UwU69 November 7, 2019

The Moonshine Dance

A terrible dance move mostly done with drinking moonshine. It's when you put your hands up to your head with your elbows out and sway side to side

She's so drunk she'd doing the moonshine dance

by agayavocado June 10, 2020

FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome)

When you can’t stop fornite dancing because you’re too goddamn epic!!!

I was at a funeral and had to give a speech on behalf of my dead grandmother when suddenly I just started to whack out my finest fortnite dances! How epic! I probably have FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome)

by Epic Gamer Perkele October 11, 2020

We don’t dance

we don’t dance - when a sexy girl is playing hard to get but you know you will get her so you don’t play along to her.

that girl sends one word texts she doesn’t know we don’t dance

by quincy tellem October 31, 2020

cherry pants dance

This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.

Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.

by jimmybomm April 8, 2021