cuckquistador

Coined famously by Singer Gareth Warren

A cuckquistador is someone who is trailblazing a path for new cucks in the world of cuckery. Cuckquistador’s not to be confused with the Spanish Conquistador’s Who conquered lands far and wide. Cuckquistador’s are exclusive to soy boys and effeminate men who act aggressively towards people who disagree with them on social media.

“Look at that cuckquistador, He wreaks of soy! He’s got a Ukrainian flag in his twitter handle. He’s such a hero.”

by Ron Girthman August 25, 2023

Big Cucumber Band

A band that makes music for porn videos.

Man that music is funny, it sounds like it could be background music in a porn video.

Yeah, it must be from a Big Cucumber Band.

by Tobycatz April 2, 2010

sticky cucumber

In a three way of 2 men 1 girl, 1 man cream pies the girl and the other man puts his dick in after and keeps fucking, therefore making his dick resemble a sticky cucumber.

"Let's go give that girl a sticky cucumber "

by B The Man May 15, 2016

The cuck oven

A husband , his wife, and another man are all under one blanket. The wife and other man are having sex while the husband is getting cuckolded.

We only had one blanket so we all crawled underneath it. After a while it became apparent to me that was being cuckolded and the I was in the cuck oven

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016

Salted Cucumber

Dick

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016

Artic Cucumber

Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.

gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!

by S&P23 December 14, 2016

platonic cuck

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.

"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."

by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017