When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
by LongCrabs March 22, 2019

by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024

"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"
by albeefo July 14, 2022

by crustaceansLove May 1, 2022

When you go down on a guy, pinch his inner thighs with your hands, and fondle his balls with your mouth. His dick is rested on the forhead creating a unicorn apperance.
by Mayglayla August 30, 2016
