When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024
by Linden&James December 06, 2024
by Linden&James December 06, 2024
A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
by Masta-DD May 02, 2008
A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
by Masta-DD May 02, 2008
When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
by Bigboybubblebath March 04, 2022