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Cock Vibration

When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.
Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!
by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 20, 2011
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Quarter cock

When a guy has sex with a girl for the first time, he only gives her a quarter of his cock to keep her coming back for the rest.
Yeah I hooked with Halle last night, gave the old quarter cock, and she just called me back for round two!
by Adam Lasagna October 14, 2020
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crab cock

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot
by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020
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Alcohol cock

Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "

Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "

Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "

Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "

Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011
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wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.
Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock
by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016
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alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.
Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013
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Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.
Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.
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