The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

A Smoking Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had cystic lesions.

Person 1: Have you ever had a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will you "A Smoking Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

The Smokey Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens with herniated lumbar disks.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you "The Smokey Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

The Smokie Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to consumer elctronics.

Person 1: Are you addicted to consumer electronics?
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: So, I will call you "The Smokie Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Cool As A Camel

When you are absolutely freaking out. Akin to when a camel lives in a hot dry climate, being as "cool as a camel" would apply to the direct opposite of how you're feeling.

e.g. In a panic.

With the exception of nighttime, where deserts are particularly cool, sometimes below zero.

Zoe: I'm Cool as a camel right now! Mio: It's not actually a phrase you know! (As seen in Split Fiction)
Should be noted this phrase is misconstrued by the popular term "Cool as A Cucumber"

by Merriam Webster Definitions March 6, 2025

Burpu Camel Smoke, buRpu caMel smOke, burpU cameL smokE

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Burpu Camel Smoke, buRpu caMel smOke, burpU cameL smokE

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Camel Toe

Camel toe (camel for short) is the name of a young girl in her prime. Her ego is bigger than her appetite and her voice is higher than her body count. She is such a baddie and girl aspires to be her.

Girl, she is SUCH a camel toe. That camel is toeing!!

by Da5ko March 24, 2025