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California Butthole spice cake 

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake

California Porridge 

A combination of feces of 2 or more people creating a soupy porridge.
"The children created a California porridge again.Son of a bitch..."

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail
This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat

California Bear 

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life
" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"
California Bear by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020

california bbq 

noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.
My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.
california bbq by BRabbit70 October 5, 2020