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Canada's History

A sexual act where a person defecates into a hockey glove and masturbates to moose porn.
Gordon Brown, an expert in Canada's History, always used CCM gloves for ultimate performance.
by cottagecheese420 February 4, 2010
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Canada

A place in North America where weed is basically legal, and where police ride horses. Often referred to as a place where the government is somewhat sane and snow is a regular occurrence.
That guy is totally from Canada. He's baked and still functional!
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Chanda

Slang word for "vomit" in South Africa
The chanda was real after a long night of drinking
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canada

Americas hat.
jk A country above the U.S where ppl live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke guanja a lot.
Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying!
Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple.
Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool.

America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol
Me: Bro im goin to Canada for the weekend
My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin?
ME: a condo....
My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?! Your gonna sleep in the snow?!
Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium!
My friend: Whats that?
Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb
My Ex- friend:='(
by [Gun Rue] kid April 12, 2008
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canada's history

the rapist performed canada's history
by falcon4 is a douche February 4, 2010
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Little Canada

Little Canada is a suburb of St. Paul MN. Everyone knows that Canadians are retarded, so someone who lives in Little Canada is a little retarded.
Dude 1 "have you seen the internet video of the retard from Burger King singing 'Ding Fries Are Done'?"

Dude 2 "Yeah!! Hes from Little Canada!"

Dude 1 "So's your MOM!!"

Dude 2 (hangs head and whispers) "how did you know abooot that, eh? We are shamed."
by QBeezley July 22, 2008
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still cold in Canada ?

guy: I havent got laid for mounthes

chick : o, still cold in canada ?
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