by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021
A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
by Masta-DD May 02, 2008
A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
by Masta-DD May 02, 2008
When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
by Bigboybubblebath March 04, 2022
by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022
Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022