the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

Mollie Brian

Mollie Brian is a fascinating person who is amazing to be around. She has a nice personality and is very pretty. If you know a Mollie Brian you are very lucky 😎

It’s a Mollie Brian

by Smith_Ben. November 6, 2020

Brian Fernando Jara

Depressing

Brian Fernando Jara is depressing and sukaina Shivji is not.

by Not sukaina May 13, 2019

Brian

A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy

I love brian

by ——;/ June 6, 2024

Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.

Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."

by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024

Brian Mcgee

A head football coach who's been stabbed, loves chewing tobacco, and is incredibly stubborn. He likes yelling and making fun of children, and most likely got laid at 12. Examples of quotes "Racoons... aggressive little shits." "YOU ARE SO FUCKING SLOW"

Shit, theres 'Brian Mcgee', RUN, he wont catch us.

by greeneggsnshmeegle January 8, 2019

Brian

Brian is a really athletic dork. He will be that type of person in BoyLove movies. He'd get shipped randomly and will get made fun of. People who crushes him mainly crushes him for his funny and lovable personality. I might get this wrong, but Brian is usually wearing glasses, he is slim and plays sports really well. He will crush a certain girl and never give her up.

A: Hey, he's really good at sports. So he's definetly a Brian.
B: Yeah! That guy is a Brian.

by sarahbobbington November 30, 2022