Battle Shafts

A two or more player game, preferably two, guys whack eachother off and whoever comes first, looses.

D-Wreck:Dude, lets play battle shafts!(said in a really intense powerful tone)
Falex: OK!
*time......*
Falex: Damnit D-Wreck! You always win this game!

by Janebaby May 8, 2009

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battered electorate syndrome

A population of voting citizens of a country, state, etc. who consistently vote for candidates whose goals are counter to their own economic, social, health, and educational needs. They can see that these candidates abuse them, but they rationalize it away, blame others for their predicament, & remain crawling loyal to them none the less.

For example, a battered electorate syndrome is exhibited by American white blue collar workers who vote for GOP candidates, completely violating their own economic interests. Even worse, after the GOP candidates woo them through the election, the minute the election is over the GOP is back in bed with the mega-wealthy making promises & coming through on them. The GOP knows they can sweet-talk their electorate into accepting that they must sleep with these billionaires to bring the gifts of trickle down economics to their electorate. Meanwhile the billionnaires are importing their new yachts & firing more employees in their most recent company efficiency overhaul, and of course sending more jobs overseas.

by sudo111 November 21, 2010

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Battle Creek

Battle Creek is actually the 3rd biggest city in Michigan by land size coming in just a little smaller than GR. (Don't believe me, google it) It ain't shitz to do in the city club wise cause mf's always acting up but it's still all love and all family. So don't think you can come to the Creek and set up shop. Ask them Detroit and Chicago niccas. But for real it ain't all that bad to live or visit. It's a growing city so keep your eyes peeled.

Battle Creek, also known as Cereal City or the Creek, is home to some 50,000 residences.

by Mr. Idontgiveafuck July 7, 2017

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Mexican Battery

Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.

When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.

by mikenator.L June 16, 2010

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Northern Colorado Battering Ram

When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.

"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"

by Little Boy's Dick June 7, 2009

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