Be a Bobbi

To expertly destroy relationships, reputations, and basic human decency while playing the eternal victim. Hallmarks of “Being a Bobbi” include: cheating without remorse, lying like it’s an Olympic sport, gaslighting until reality bends around you, and blaming everyone else when your entire life collapses like a Jenga tower kicked by karma.

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Example:
“When she keyed his car, stole his dog, and still posted #Blessed selfies like nothing happened, we knew she was being a total Bobbi.”

Synonyms:
emotional wrecking ball, two-faced tornado, disaster cosplayer, self-sabotage CEO be a Bobbi

by The Real Girth April 27, 2025

Bobby

A character from the yurdebe-verse

"OMG, did you see Bobby fumbled the bag again?!"
"Ugh, I seriously cannot believe him! This is crazy."

Bobby was kicked out by Paul and Maria

by lizzz.<3 May 1, 2025

Bobbi

A person that is mentally uncapable to process the intellectual information that his peers offer him, (forgot is a her, looks like a he.) Furthermore she/her/he/them is uncapable of being socially and emotionally available for their own blood, not even that.

They assume anything that went to Ghana is automatically okay and pardoned - She even has feet pictures on her phone that she has denied to have used them for her own pleasures.

- Also - She is literal craft of wickedness. You see her face = mental palpitations.

The medication one must use to save itself from such cruel fate is to use a MAID service (search it up) (yeah kill urself before you meet her)

"Oh my god that bitch is such a Bobbi"

by Motherfuckeronearth May 20, 2025

millie bobby brown

i gal who has a car sh i very anti LGTV community when the clock ticks midnight and is is now the 1 of june she will sleep peacfully know is will run over as many fagget as she can in a pink jeep where till the end of the month

friend one: oh millie bobby brown she acted in stranger things right

friend 2: yea but she ran over my cousin in june because he was a lgbt she was I heard she was accompanied by Terri Joe
friend one : oh that is sad

by jack with the fatty June 1, 2025

Roger that bobby.

When a boat captain, (usually in Alaska) is responding to one of his crew mates

Used when responding to boat captains

Cap- get the rope on the winch!
Crew- Roger that bobby.

by Slave owner69 December 6, 2022

Bobby

Bobby is a inside joke that means if you see someone who’s name is bobby, you have to slap their head.

“Hey look, that guys name is bobby!”

“Let’s slap him!”

by Al33nzy December 21, 2022

Bobby

Bobby is a person you'd never expect to grow so attached to. Bobby Is funny. Bobby makes you smile. Bobby can make your day better just by how he looks at you. Bobby has been hurt in the past. Bobby hears people out and likes to hear people explain. Bobby listens and makes funny jokes. Bobby acknowledges things he does wrong and works on them, knowing he doesn't have to. Bobby can make my day better just by looking at me. You will wait for Bobby to come from the weirdest of places. Bobby is brilliant, and Bobby is self-aware. Bobby makes you feel at home. Bobby gives you butterflies. Bobby Is different. You've never met a Bobby. He also is fantastic with keeping affection with another person leaving you to want more. The things that annoy you regularly will not trouble you with Bobby. Even if you don't like being on the phone with Bobby, you will. Bobby can keep you on the phone for hours without saying anything. You can look at Bobby forever and not get tired. Bobby is exceptional and should be kept close to the heart.

If I had a Bobby life would be complete.

by youllneverknows. December 21, 2022