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Blog Dicking

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!
That mofo blog dicker 'responded' to my comment saying, "Hey come visit my blog it's better!".

I hate blog dicking.
by Noeli July 18, 2007
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Bloody sake

A combination of "fucks sake" and "bloody hell". Used to express fury or exasperation at a situation without swearing.
Esp. when young childeren are present or one just strives for originality.

Originally bellowed by accident in a fit of profound rage.
Bloody sake! Somebody shut that baby up!
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COD Block

A tactic surmised by angry girlfriends that consists of making the player feel guilty about playing call of duty instead of spending quality time with each other.
Steve: Dude I wanted to get three more rounds of COD in, but my girlfriend was just sitting next to me looking pissed. I couldn't take the guilt so I just quit and took her to the mall.

Mike: Sounds like a COD block to me.
by Athletic Prowess December 4, 2009
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Nothing Moves The Blob

kickass quote of X-Men villain The Blob.
by The Blob January 28, 2005
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COD Blocking

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.
Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.
by Ron27 September 4, 2010
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The Dynamics of Blow Job Physics

Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.

1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.

We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.

2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9

0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job

3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm

BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)

T= Real time passed

TAm= Time aged, male

Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes

0.7*60= 42

Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.

So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.

This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
by Sandduneman January 27, 2011
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blowphobia

The fear of hair dryers, blow dryers, or any other hair drying product and emits hot air.
Tom screams at night when his wife uses the blow dryer because Tom has blowphobia.
by Retarded Mango January 11, 2009
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