Blasting

Blasting originated around the 1800’s when the low brass instruments found out how to play a note so loud that it made an explosion out of their instrument. At football games you will hear this orgasmic noise that is especially popular in the Tuba/Sousaphone. If you don’t which instrument that is just look the giant ass shiny bells.

Jimmy: Holy fuck bro did you hear that shit?
Jacob: Dude, that’s the Tuba section blasting their thick beats.
Jimmy: Damn, that sounds cool as fuck.

by Biggest Ounce May 10, 2018

artic blast

placing a pile of cocaine on an individuals asshole and proceeding to have them fart in your face.

The sex was great, but I couldn't have done it without the artic blast.

by Laced Fart Addict September 6, 2010

dab blast it

a phrase, used by some midwestern rural folk, as a non-curse altnerative to damn. a similar alternative to doggonit

aunt may: dat naybor boy did done knocked up ya baby gurl
cletus: dab blast it that boy, i'll beat his ass!

by ruraldictionaries March 11, 2011

blast a dump

To shit. Usually a short explosion of fecal matter.

I'm going to go blast a dump.

by cellophane September 6, 2002

blasted ass

farting

who blasted ass in here?

by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011

boot-blaster

usually double-barrel shotguns that have been sawed off till the shells almost hang out of the end of the barrel: from ten feet they will blow a man clean out of his boots....from 20 or more, just piss him off real bad

the next guy to come through that door gonna be met by my boot-blaster.....why cant i sell dope in peace?

by Andy No Man October 12, 2006

fing blast

a shortened version of "finger blast" ...which means to stick your fingers in the pussy and fuck it....with your fingers.

" Hey Ronald, where were you last night? I thought we were supposed to go out together?"

"Yea sorry Phil, Cathy was on my nuts, so I decided to stay home and break her off with the fing blast"

by asshole ralph the plumber December 3, 2009