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Band Kid

Band kids are people of high school or middle school age that are obsessed with reddit and constantly make meme references during conversations. A good way to locate a band kid is seeing if their profile picture is some really unfunny meme like soviet doggo or beanos or if they unironically use deep fried memes and say "poggers".
Normal person: My grandma died recently so I've been feeling pretty down
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
by Manson27762 August 4, 2021
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Band definition

1. A definition of an obscure band name nobody cares about. Usually has more dislikes than likes.
Person 1: How come every word I'm searching is a band definition?

Person 2: Because people love not giving real definitions.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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magic bandana

Garment worn by people of different sexual orientations in attempts to be fashionable. When spotted, they should be yelled "Magic Bandana!" towards.
"Yo look at that dude... MAGIC BANDANA!"
by Masternutcher August 26, 2004
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Bogan Band

A hairstyle generally sported by young bogan men, consisting of a thin strip of hair bleached blonde around the edge of the hairstyle. Usually about 1cm in diameter and never more than 3 or 4cm.

May be used stylishly in combination with a mullet or rat tail. And for those with discerning taste, not to be used without a large rectangular patch of hair on back or back left of the head, bleached also.

This haircut is most effective with black or brown hair.

This is a new trend amongst Australian youth of low socio-economic background (see bogan dero ), and although not as prevelent as the mullet or rat tail as yet, it appears to be only gaining popularity.
Did you see that kid with the "Bogan Band" ?

Wow, what a dero !
by Tsuzi September 15, 2010
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Shady Band Naming

When a group of musicians who aren't that great name their band something super cool. Usually you will here this band's name and be like "oh damn" and go look it up. You will be disapointed.
Mitch: Dude I heard about this band "Attack Attack!" last week and it sounded cool so I looked them up.

Alec: That's a sick name! I'm going to check them out!

Mitch: No don't bother. There was some Shady Band Naming going on...
by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011
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phillips band

Code for very shitty band most people wouldn't ever consider listening to or even recommend to their best friend named Phillips.
Jeff: Have you heard that new phillips band?
Phillips: Oh, you mean The Peacocks? Yeah they're my favorite!
Jeff: Yeah... you would say that.
by Bobjuzz December 16, 2012
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Marching Band

Usually noticed as a talented and hard-working musical group, Band, to the participants, see it as a cult. In a traditional marching band period, what happens there is pretty much grinding on drill, or the form of the players/actors/color guard, the whole time, with an occasional cup of ice. There the band rules out the weak and puts them as alternates, or, literally, pawns used only in emergencies. Working on the music is more or less vigorous, with the poor drum major trying his/her hardest to direct while band plays. Old ladies screaming at you about tone and support is another plus, along with whoever wants to bang our heads against the wall with rhythm lectures. And who can forget good old MUSIC THEORY! oH gOsH tHe TuBas
Band is pretty much survival of the fittest both musically, mentally and physically, and it all comes together to make a show.
Did you hear the marching band playing music? It was great!
by NoParties September 12, 2017
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