Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?

by Chokiecat March 8, 2019

Beef Jerky

Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.

"That guy is such a Beef Jerky!"

by A Cheesy marsbar who wants fri August 8, 2019

Beef-skeet

A malformed vagina. One that doesn’t have a medical issue, but is noticeably wrong.

Beware that bitch, heard she has beef-skeet.

by Clicker clack August 27, 2019

Angi Beef

Angi Beef is a rare high form of autism and down syndrome

Why the fuck is Angi Beef dancing right now we’re at a funeral

by angusisagod September 5, 2019

Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

Beef release

The act of doing a shit.

I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.

by Zonal K September 28, 2019

Beef Bowl

The ridiculous shit on the Chipotle menu that causes your small intestine to explode.

Beef bowls don't mix well with lomain.

by xxxSickNasty October 7, 2019