Tranny Bath

When you go to a club, and all the chicks are so haggard they may as well be dudes.

Dude 1: Fuck man, this place has no good lookin chicks tonight!

Dude 2: tell me about it brah! It's a real tranny bath in this club tonight.

by SpaceWagon January 9, 2014

canadian maple bath

When you or your partner does not drink water for a long time period then showering you in pee as brown as maple syrup during. Noun

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Maple Bath

by SupermanFSF December 30, 2016

Golden Bath

Pissing cumulatively in a toilet without flushing for several times and then having your special someone drink it all.

I gave her a golden bath yesterday and it was dope, but someone called the cops on me.

by UnkownWolf May 16, 2018

dry bath

the act of cleaning onesself using only paper or other dry materials, avoiding any contact with water and soap, dry bathing rarely occurs, but its been known to happen in certain places in winnipeg. originated in 2004 and its unnamed inventor still swears by this technique today.

you smell is toxic, have you been dry bathing again?
don't be so cheap and just use water and soap instead of taking a dry bath.
you reek of uncleanliness, have you been playing too much cs, and been taking dry baths once a month.

by jeenyus April 5, 2005

batch

(v.) A reference to a temporary reversion to some bachelor-like tendencies by a married heterosexual male while he or his spouse and children are out of town. Not viewed as a license for infidelity, but rather such behavior as drinking beer in his underwear inside a home or temporary residence.

Joe will batch it while Mary and the kids are at Grandma's.

by PSlim June 16, 2006

Dutch bath

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.

After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.

by Jonskipop March 20, 2010

Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.

Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.

by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015