Arse pipe

another name for colon

"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."

by Frankie Flowers May 15, 2018

an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

arse over teakettle

To fall in an awkward manner, head over heels.

I fell arse over teakettle down the stairs.

by laddybuck May 18, 2016

Arse-nist

An attractive woman with an incredible arse or ass. An Arse that's so hot ot unintenionally starts fires on your pants.

Dam girl you're an arse-nist dat ass is starting a fire in my pants.

by Ibbyz February 7, 2017

screaming out me arse

grandiose phrase for farting

anon: screaming out me arse

anon2: can i sniff it?

by randytaylor69 May 25, 2023

drag arse

Namely the word to describe your trainee engineer that turns up late with a can of energy drink everyday with more excuses than a pregnant nun.. The drag arse normally thrives on Lemon Haze and 500 calories a day

Why are you late again Drag Arse?

by Dordy Cacker December 12, 2020

arse chewed

meaning getting told off, by someone, could be parent, teachers or managers

"i got my arse chewed at work for being late

by uk girl September 15, 2008