As black as a goats arse

Something the is really dark in color or scene; Pitch black.

We were walking through the house in the dead of night, It was as black as a goats arse, we couldn't see a thing.

by symbology July 26, 2016

Velcro Arse

A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.

Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.

by Triple J September 6, 2005

Retarded Arse Fucker

The person who sent you to this URL.

The person who sent me to this URL is a 'Retarded Arse Fucker'.

by Retarded Arse Fucker May 5, 2003

Fat Arse Whore

A female on the street that refuses to give you a cigarette upon request

Female One "Do you have a cigarette?"
Female Two "No sorry"
Female One "You fat arse whore!"
Female Two "What did you say!?"

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

Arse

Another word that pompous Brits like to hold over American's heads as they talk down to them about the meaning and spelling of the word.

It means butt. It's that simple, yet that big of a deal, apparently. Anything to help keep their smug egos aloft... otherwise they'd be crushed under the sheer weight of them.

Brit #1: You're saying it wrong!
Yank #1: Well, since this is another country, words tend to be spelled and pronounced differently. It's called an accent. Don't be an arse.

by Steakface April 20, 2011

hairy arse brigade

Nightclub bouncers/doormen who chuck out drunks and trouble causers OR muscle bound men who support prison officers in 'calming' down bad behaving prisoners.

Prison officer: I got spat at while passing cell 37 so I pressed my button and the hairy arse brigade came to my aide.

by Disco Dave December 3, 2007

Arse-anal

When someone has a arsenal of fuck buddies.

Guy 1: bro I have so many fuck buddies
Guy 2: so you have an arse-anal
Guy 1: what's that
Guy 2: when you have a lot of fuck buddies

by Lololollollololololololollolol July 25, 2017