lemon not so delicious

fucking rank.

Look at him, lemon not so delicious!!

by cheeseface224 August 5, 2010

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

e-lemon-ated

When you assalt some one who is annoying or getting on your nerves by squeezeing the lemon on their head and when your about finished you throw it their face.

My brother was getting me pissed enough for me to punch him in the face, but i didnt want to get punched back so i just got a lemon and e-lemon-ated him.

by enrique 1995 May 21, 2010

Lemon

(noun) Another food word to associate with a person of Asian ethnicity. Similar to twinkie or banana but acts completely Asian.

Dude John is such a lemon, for someone born in the States.

by koreandude March 10, 2009

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

lemon mirange pie

When two guys cum in a girl at the same time and the woman proceeds to pee on there dicks

I lemon mirange pied this girl with my buddy last night

by Tgxxelite April 24, 2014

Lemon

Somebody who lies a lot. A fake bitch.

"That girl is such a lemon"

by stfulolkthen August 23, 2014