You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)

You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.

by holly-jolly June 3, 2021

you're mom

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.

You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

by {insert username here} April 13, 2022

You know what you're saying?

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.

After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

you're a cig

you're a bitch

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK

by sicksav October 2, 2017

You're Acidic

a toxic guy with more toxicity than others. he always talk trash to any innocent people.

the acidic guy: lol you're so dogwater ez ez ez ez l l ll

person: You're acidic! Go enjoy nature!

by venison_ March 2, 2022

You're not the boss of me

I'm not going to listen to you. If they try to make me listen to them I'm going to kill a child. I'm not going to shut up. You are not the boss of ANYBODY. You're not an authority of me. I'm taking the proceed from my intellectual property and I'm retiring. You have no say in the matter.

Hym "You're not the boss of me and I don't have to listen to you. What the fuck is with the freaks and trying to make other men listen to them? I'm not doing it. The women too. Stop trying to make me do this. I'm not letting you control my mind."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)

Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 May 26, 2024