Naked jump rope guy

A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.

Lets go see that naked jump rope guy.

by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010

Jump through my ass

Used primarily in the military as a term similar to "jump through hoops."

A long arduous bureaucratic process.

Man, I had to jump through my ass to get stationed in San Diego

by SFMC May 24, 2009

Jump me like a kangaroo

To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.

“There’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan

by TTom1000000 September 26, 2018

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

by Selur livid March 29, 2015

Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021

Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.

"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!

by RadioHead33 March 30, 2009

The Cow Jumps Over The Moon

When having sexual intercourse doing "doggy style" and right before the ejaculation you pull out of the vagina and ejaculate over her ass on to her back

when ever i have sex "The Cow Jumps Over The Moon"

by Nollat June 19, 2010