my dad works at microsoft

best way to scares the crap out of hackers that destroy you at 1v1 in cod or blow up your dirt house in minecraft then record it with bandicam and post it on youtube

gay ass hackers whose mom you fuked: fortnight is better than roblox lolokooooolll!1!11
your entire vocabulary knowledge: my dad works at microsoft and hes going to ban you permanently from club penguin lol get rekt your mom and dad gay together xdd111!!1 trollface umadbro

by edgymemer July 16, 2018

you got words

it means that you wanna verbally fight which could turn to physical fighting

Rori: such a bitch
Jenna: You got words sis? Lets hear them.

by jayfromtheway September 12, 2018

that's how mafia works

That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.

Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works

by ForceSmash January 5, 2019

That’s How Mafia Works

A meme that was created by the use of horrible instagram ads for the game “Mafia City”.

It is often misidentified as a meme started/popularised by YouTuber juggernaut, Pewdiepie, on 1/5/2019. However, it’s true origin lies with a video made by YouTuber, Slazo on 30/12/2018, titled “Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads (Mafia City)”.

Level 1 Criminal: *Robs a bank*
Level 1 Criminal becomes Level 15 Boss
Level 15 Boss: “That’s how Mafia works...”

by Never_SFW February 11, 2019

Creative Writing Workshop

It's a class you take when you... uhh... idk.

I take Creative Writing Workshop.

by Anyommcty May 21, 2019

Wise Wife Words

When your wife words are wise and guides you in the right direction.

Listen and achieve. Easy task right ?

When success doesn’t knock your door, rely on Wise Wife Words. She is the key to success.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk June 1, 2019

Doo Doo Worm

When you're having anal sex with a girl that has loose stool and when you're done you pull out and squeeze your Wiener from base to tip and out comes the string of stool

The Doo Doo worm i squeezed last night was 6 inches... almost as long as my pp!

by Oppydoopy June 10, 2019