vagina brushing

When you masterbate with a tooth brush and reach orgasmic pleasure as the bristles scrap the inside of your vaginal walls
"Let's vagina brushing tonight as we watch 50 shades of gray."
by Disunicorn October 31, 2015
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Vagina week

When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.

You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
Hey Al, how's it going?

Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.

Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
by Lifeeggs February 04, 2020
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vagina kick

Vagina kick means you got kicked in your vagina and it’s really painful
Vagina kicks are painful because I just got a vagina kick.
by Fuck my vagina January 07, 2020
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vagina kick

Vagina kick means that a girl is kicked in her vagina. It hurts really bad
Vagina kicks hurt so fucking bad because I just got one.
by Fuck my vagina January 07, 2020
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vagina/pennis

so the pennis is shuved up the vagina
vagina/pennis you
by billy bobs uncle3567 May 24, 2019
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Canyon Vagina

The Canyon Vagina is the typical BBW Vagina form, being molded by a generous, plane mons veneris. Due to the plus size body type of a female, she often has meatier, bigger outer labias and petite inner ones, creating a magnificent view of a tiny, outstanding pussy engulfed in a majestic, cavernous canyon of pure lust when she spreads her legs.
"Her canyon vagina is an as mesmerizing beauty of nature as the grand canyon, making me want to spend my vacation nowhere else."

"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
by Lolpomp August 31, 2022
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Vagina Shock

When girls get a pain (feeling like a shock) in there vagina going up to there boob for no reason at all, happens at random time with no explanation.
I just got a vagina shock, and it hurt so bad
by prettybaby October 20, 2019
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