Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Up The House

To be good and or rockin'

Yo this party is up the house.

by fdsffdsfsdfs November 20, 2017

mounted up

To have rims mounted onto the hub of your vehicle.

I got my 87 s10 blazer mounted up on them 24's with no cut and no rub.

by ken/eutechnyx April 26, 2008

Stroke up

When a gentlemen strokes his penis before sexual intercourse or before take a picture of it.

Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.

I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.

by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020

pooty up

Pooty is like your life force, your state of mind, chi and your general well-being. Your Pooty can be up, it can be down, it can be in-between. You can be a Pooty lifter by elevating the mood and feelings (pooties) of folks around you.

Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!

I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.

I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.

by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021

fauxucked up

The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.

Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!

Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?

Jason: Yup!

by chase hollywood November 11, 2011

Gegged up

Signifying a state of inebriation or altered consciousness. Used similarly to fucked up.

After consuming 9 beers, 5 shots of vodka & a joint all by herself, Alice was gegged up enough to make out with Bob's knee on the way to the floor.

by Künsthaus Tacheles July 6, 2008