Cartoon Universe

1: The place where heroes are all good and villains are all bad; where super-villains exist and will do anything, even start wars that kill thousands or millions of innocents, just to gain a few bucks they don't need (or some other useless end).

The place where everything that the good guys say and do is good and everything the bad guys say and do is bad; where what makes the the good guys good and the bad guys bad is just that they *are* the good guys or the bad guys; and questions about what makes them so are never asked.

2: A vastly simplified and/or idealized model of reality.

3: The universe that radical left-wingers lives in.
Bill: "So Joe, are you going to vote for McCain or Obama?"

Joe: "Huh? McCain is a Republican. All Republicans are evil, stupid, and in the pocket of big business."

Bill: "Well, both McCain and Obama have very similar policies. I don't see much of a difference."

Joe: "McCain is a Republican."

Bill: "Ahh... right. Well, ok, Joe, I've got to ahhh....ummmm....wash my hair. So you go back home to the Cartoon Universe and have a really smiley-face day? OK? buh-bye."
by lafinatu February 22, 2009
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Haskell University

Haskell University is an inter-tribal Indian school located in Lawrence KS. Although it operates under the illusion of multicultural education and cooperation among native students, the student body is predominately Sioux or "full blood" Navajo, and if you're not one of those two tribes prepare to be segregated by the fellow attendees.

It's not a good place to go if you're blonde, or hate having native traditions and tribal aspects shoved down your throat in every class possible.

It's ofen used as a second chance school for people who failed college the first time around or low income rez kids.
You're applying to Haskell University? But dude... you're a blonde Cherokee." "Yeah... But it's the cheapest education possible, even though they barely have any applicable majors, Bachelors degree in American Indian Studies here I come!
by Rongcat January 30, 2011
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Southern University

Southern University is Champions
Man Southern Won tha Championship and LSU aint shit..
by @_@Rapster January 30, 2004
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Bentley University

An institution of higher learning well known for strong business programs, an arrogant/psuedo-intellectual student body and what appears to be an obsession with Bryant/Bentley comparisons.
Person A: You go to Bentley University?
Person B: Yeah, naturally, I am a genius after all.
Person A: Um...you go to Bentley....
by CofeyWasHere April 06, 2011
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Boston University

NYU and BC rejects. Both schools have much lower acceptance rates than BU, are recognized as more prestigious, and get more individual persons into good graduate programs, which is sad since BC is a fraction of the size of BU. Recognized nationally in sciences and math as much less prestitious and difficult than Harvard, MIT, Tufts, and BC.
The Wall Street Journal ranks numerous schools-- sometimes schools with less than 10% of BU's student body-- higher than Boston University in terms of ability to get kids into good medical, law, and graduate programs. See Wall Street Journal Feeder school rankings.
by current_ellie April 06, 2008
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DePaul University

a university located in Chicago, Illinois.
DePaul University wants the prestige of the University of Chicago and the athletics of Northwestern. Instead, it's stuck with the prestige of UIC and the athletics of Loyola.
by Luke Massey July 02, 2006
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university of wisconsin

THE place to be for college in wisconsin. students will learn the basics of chugging, puking(especially projection) and of course, tapping some ass. some people claim there are actual classes here. they say this because they arent getting any, except maybe an occasional icy mike .
i was hanging out at the university of wisconsin the other day, looking to find some poon. I took that bitch and i fucking did the pirate to her bitch ass.
by Haywood Jablowme OSH March 01, 2005
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