G-Town Schmucks 

Possibly the worst ever rap group from the DMV. My late grandmother tragically passed away from a brain aneurism while listening to the “Nard Mitzvah” EP. May her soul rest in peace.

Holy shit dude the G-town schmucks new album goes crazy.

What?? I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than listen to them again.

G-Town Schmucks by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

G-Town metal mover 

an overly ambitious arms dealer from Germantown, Maryland

Nobody buys from Abdul, he charges $700 for a Glock 17 and he believes he’s the only G-Town metal mover.

G-Town metal mover by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

power of a Tony 

n. The influence of the Italian mafia on any given affair.

Note: This is not to be confused with the "Power of attorney".

Frankie hadn't paid his rent in three months, so Jimmy invoked the power of a Tony on him. We haven't seen Frankie since.

power of a Tony by Slice of Sicily May 20, 2010

Checking your College Town 

This is basically the same as cock blocking

<Guy 1 and Girl are alone about to do something>
Guy 2: Hey can I check my college town?
Guy 1: Sure! Go ahead.
Guy 2: Are you okay?
Guy 1: Yeah, just dandy!

That is how you can be checking your college town.

Checking your College Town by Asian Thez November 6, 2010

Best Cushion Town 

The Best Kush In Town.

Lion: whos got the best kush in town?

Betsy: Best Cushion Town.

Lion: Hook me up yo!

Nuff Said

Best Cushion Town by Betsy Cushionton January 15, 2014

Tourist in your own town 

Giving yourself a rim job

Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town

Tourist in your own town by Nolatourist June 11, 2016

Taking a Tony 

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.

He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.

Taking a Tony by Tooonny January 20, 2019