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tool

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.
Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!
by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022
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Tool

Tool alert. (Translation: Chad alert.).
by Alppl July 20, 2014
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Tool

A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.
Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.
by SunnyFromOMORI September 17, 2023
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tool

Someone or something that is used by others. A guy who's brains turn to mush when around girls. Cody Simpson.
Cody Simpson is the biggest tool I've ever seen.
by Anonymous359 August 31, 2011
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tool of the man

A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly
Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man
by pie r squared October 17, 2019
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Tool

1)

A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.

2)

A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
1)

"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"

2)

"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
by American outlaw October 19, 2009
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Schultze Tool

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011
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