brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.

Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."

by nelly83 October 24, 2014

Madison brown

one bitch of a person

madison brown is your friendly xavier university bitch

by maxmcedi January 1, 2022

Brown bishop

To shake someone's hand after you've had your finger poke through toilet paper. Not usually done for real, just spoken to disgust your victim.

Dude, smell your hand. I just gave you a brown bishop.

by kintatama2 November 7, 2007

brown mattress

A mattress in the Figueroa residence that breaks your spine and keeps you in pain for weeks.

I slept on the brown mattress last night and my back was sore for weeks!

by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016

Harry Brown

Harry Brown is amazing. He is the best friend and boyfriend anyone could ask for. He always knows how to make me laugh when I'm at my lowest. I don't know what I'd do without him. I love calling him and playing Xbox with him. I love hanging out with him in and out of school. I love waffling on to him about random stuff he probably doesn't even care about. I love how he doesn't complain when I sing too loud on call or am being so rude. I love how he apologizes for only a minor inconvenience he didn't even mean to do. I love Harry Brown with all my heart and soul. <3

No one could ever be more amazing and as perfect as Harry Brown.

by Amelie69 August 13, 2022

toasty brown

Large brown areolas

I asked Katie to show me her tits and man her toasty browns were huge.

by Joehobo March 15, 2017

brown pancake

when two people are raping a girl one shits on her chest and presses it down with their ass cheeks and the second man jizzes in it, to symbolize syrup.

We just gave that hoe a brown pancake

by penispotatodickwhorefuck October 12, 2014