Male Jiggle Cooking

The act of Jiggle Cooking but performed by a male typically done in the ass.

Berlyn: Does that dude have pancakes in his ass?
Evan: Yeah it's called Male Jiggle Cooking, its like Jiggle Cooking but for dudes.

by Olegard July 24, 2020

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Allie cook

Allie cook is beautiful. Allie is nice. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is a caring person. Allie is very smart. I love Allie with all my heart ❤️❤️❤️.

Allie cook❤️

by And1thanku June 15, 2019

cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

by Joujoubox June 8, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Cook

Destroy

Ben: I bet $100 I’ll win this round!

Jayshaun: Man stfuu I’ll cook you.

by Xoxopluto July 23, 2021

that’s cook!

when something seems like bullshit

“yo Ms.Cook totally gave me an F for that paper!”
“what?? that’s cook!”

by myriadofhair November 21, 2017