chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

by Mcswaggin balls September 12, 2016

get the tip wet

Let’s fuck

Get the tip wet then we can talk

by Jdjcucucjcjchcjcjchvhvuvuv June 25, 2023

The Egyptian tip dip

When a man whole-handedly grips the penis, and as he exudes his piss. Procceeds to grip the the rim of the toilet and lower his dick into the bowl. As to not miss a single drop and be as quiet as possible.

The egyptian tip dip is wgen you dunk your dick in the toilet.

by Niggablaster64 October 27, 2018

Tip them back

Tip them back is to hit the cans with the boys usually on a saturday night. All though this can be done any night.

Person 1: Hey cunt surely we are tipping them back on saturday

Person 2: Fuck yeah ill tip them back
Person 3: get the sluts over aswell?

by H Thommo August 4, 2019

tips-e-mail

When you have consumed enough alcoholic beverages to qualify as 'tipsy' (you're on your way to intoxicated) and you decide to send e-mails to friends (or ex-boyfriends/girlfriends etc.) See definitions of "drunk dial" for a related behavior.

Noun: "Any more tips-e-mail?"


Verb: "I tips-e-mailed him again..."

by Joan Henrietta February 7, 2009

tip of my anus

Similar to a word being on the tip of your tongue, it is a fart or poop on the edge of coming out but just won't.

This fart is on the tip of my anus.

by T-Rexinbed May 25, 2016

Penis Tip Foreskin

Foreskin, also known as PENIS TIP FORESKIN. Is a rare delicacy, and me personally, I love to eat it.
AND SO SHOULD YOU

Jamal: Wasup homie, I found a new type of food.
Ricky: What, is it chicken with toenail clippings on it.
Jamal: No
Ricky: Then what is it?
Jamal: Penis Tip Foreskin….
Ricky: WHAT IN THE ANAL BEAD FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Jamal: Make me a sandwich. YOU UGLY ASS BITCH

by ButtholeSackSniffer February 10, 2023