the best looking and most nicest man with a huge schlong,many girls and tons of money,everybody wants to be like tim kruse
by jungenrue August 7, 2017
Get the tim krusemug. A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick
Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”
Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
by TangoDango August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. 
Downright sexy man. Smart, funny, has a huge heart, and is usually your best friend. You would do anything to be with a Tim, and don't have the slightest idea or the courage to tell him. He has brown hair and amazing Brown eyes and gives the best hugs in the world. He's built like a God, even when he's out of shape. Every glance stolen at a Tim, will leave you breathless while your heart skips beats, but he's just your friend. At least he's the best friend you could ask for. He will always stick up for you, and will stop what he's doing to help you or talk to you. You can't help but love him. He's always down on himself and always dates sluts and crazy bitches full of drama, and gets really depressed when it doesn't work out with them.He has some depression problems but thats why you need a Tim so you can help him. If Tim says he loves you he means it
by <3 EVA May 3, 2022
Get the Timmug. by Mr HMMMMMMMMMM November 2, 2022
Get the Tim’s calvesmug. Two shitfaced Tims just got kicked out of the bar and now they're fighting each other in the street.
by Seamus603 December 18, 2019
Get the Timmug. 