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Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia
by pooping_quacker oat May 30, 2018
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Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016
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Hook, Line, and Stinker

When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."
by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023
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hook

A rusty old penis that has just been oiled by a large fat man
I gave that person my hook
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The Hook

A mind blowing, fully mental, rip the arse out of it Bachelor party; one where generations of jocks and frat boys would idolise the groom for the crazy shit he endured.

Oftentimes, there is a Japanese film crew in tow to ensure the bachelor becomes more famous in Japan than Bill Murray. Whisky sponsorships will follow.
Sam: You going to the bachelor party?
Neil: The one for Andrew?
Sam: Yeah, The Hook.
by The Pimptard July 2, 2019
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Hook

In baseball, is a synonym for the notorious curveball pitch.
" 0-2 count.. Kershaw winds up, here comes the pitch.. STRIKE 3 and Kershaw retires A-Rod with a hook."
by Godfatherr May 29, 2016
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Duck Hook

The physical reaction to a golfer hitting a golf ball with a severe hook.
"oh no, the golfer has hit a DUCK HOOK, a ball with a dangerous amount of topspin... and it may harm us, DUCK" !
by Jack Daniel Friel February 10, 2023
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