Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".
Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.
by cgorange November 28, 2021
by matèeeeee September 12, 2016
When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.
"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019
by NoYou'rePseudonym November 02, 2021
When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 08, 2022
Something being soooo good that you cant stop or help from (participating in, continuing in, ingesting, spreading) it. But is only good in a detrimental way.
”This show is soooo cancerous. I did absolutely nothing all weekend because of this show. I willingly opted out of doing any chores all weekend because peeling away for even the shortest amount of time was painful, and unbearable. I just couldn’t peel myself away!
”This show is soooo cancerous. I did absolutely nothing all weekend because of this show. I willingly opted out of doing any chores all weekend because peeling away for even the shortest amount of time was painful, and unbearable. I just couldn’t peel myself away!
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 08, 2022