alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs

I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.

by Neji512 December 13, 2020

Alaskan mudball

When you take a mound of shit, and roll it into a ball shape in the snow

"Bro, you see that Alaskan mudball? She was like 'why does it smell like shit?'"

by SwiftJace June 20, 2025

Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

Alaskan go-kart

Having strong enough explosive diarrhea on a hill causing you to move forward

Bob over there had 4 taco bell burritos and sat on a hill causing him to do an Alaskan go-kart

by Sinthie March 3, 2024

Alaskan worm driller

Spreading a girl's legs open, rolling your tongue into a tube with a mouth full of a liquid of your choice, and wriggling it into her lady parts. Then begin to spit the liquid into her, after which, remove your tongue. Then, use your hands to scoop out said liquid, akin to a drill miner striking oil, and feed it to the girl.

"Bro, did you see your girl at the party? Ricky was giving her the Alaskan worm driller! I wouldn't take that if I were you."

by xXAlaskanWormDrillerMasterXx October 19, 2025

Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.

"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"

by SenorChooch November 26, 2020

Alaskan Boomerang

After a blowjob the female holds the semen in her mouth and spits it into the males mouth.

Guy 1: "Dude, I heard that Emma gave Mark an Alaskan Boomerang."
Guy 2: "Bro, that's fucked up"

by beastbro74 March 2, 2021