re-status

posting another friends status or post as your own on facebook.

jon's gonna re-status mike's hilarious post about the philadelphia eagles.

by k8 the great September 7, 2009

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thumbtack status

another way to say posted or chilling out

I'm on thumbtack status

by babygirl69 June 25, 2008

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status ruiner

A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.

Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

by guidinglitedlite May 7, 2014

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Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011

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Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.

Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."

by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017

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Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.

Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

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