Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

by EQuotationmark March 02, 2022

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status ruiner

A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.

Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

by guidinglitedlite March 27, 2014

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the act of packing Copenhagen tobacco in large quantities.

tom- "you still packing lips?"
mike - "yeah, I'm on that Garbo status"

by tobinladen July 23, 2008

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a dude that gets stiff as bricks around girl

black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.

White man: what you mean?

black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue

by cody taulman January 04, 2009

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The status describes what function the server is currently performing, or performing in a cluster.

The server status has spiked in reports.

by Raven Definies January 30, 2023

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BABE! Statue Scripts just posted!

by statued February 17, 2024

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When a person deletes their facebook status after someone proves them wrong

Did you see her status?
No
Oh she must've done a status takeback

by hopdog February 01, 2015

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