When one decides this Sunday afternoon is glorious enough for a jog, and in ones haste to pursue this thought, overlooks the necessity of a Brassiere, chaffing can often occur. When such chaffing transpires, one is left with sore and flaky areoli. The dry skin of the flaky areoli IS the Nipple Zest.....some say the zest of the nipple. Either way it hurts like a mother bitch. The moral of this story is ALWAYS wear a Bra on a Sunday afternoon.
Instructions on Sports Bra
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'
John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'
John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'
by A. Delirious - Student April 24, 2008
Get the Nipple Zestmug. 1. Is exactly what it sounds like, but you speak of them like they are something really you want.
2. A word to shout in a public place to throw people off.
3. Something that greatly desired for, and the description sounds like something else.
2. A word to shout in a public place to throw people off.
3. Something that greatly desired for, and the description sounds like something else.
1. I love those itty bitty Hamster Nipples, they taste so good with gravy.
2. Brian, where in this Wal Mart do they sell Hamster Nipples!
3. Lenna I really like your big Hamster Nipples.
2. Brian, where in this Wal Mart do they sell Hamster Nipples!
3. Lenna I really like your big Hamster Nipples.
by big_tiger February 22, 2009
Get the Hamster Nipplesmug. A brown colored, most of the time, abnormally small nipple. They look like uncooked meat. You mostly see these nipples on asians.
by bigdog45 February 20, 2009
Get the Asian Nipplesmug. A nipple boner is usually a small foreign penile protruding from a woman's breast; Usually milky in color and it smells like shat.
by Oprah Adolf Hitler April 3, 2009
Get the Nipple Bonermug. Guy1: "Woah, did you see your mum's nipples?"
Guy2: "Nope, Were they big?"
Guy1: "YEA, THEY WERE BISCUT NIPPLES!"
Guy2: "Nope, Were they big?"
Guy1: "YEA, THEY WERE BISCUT NIPPLES!"
by CTiria!--NZRepz November 8, 2007
Get the Biscut Nipplesmug. Noun- When an old person is past the point of getting rid of moles, they grow on their neck and appear to look like small nipples erupting from the skin.
Our teacher is so nasty, her neck-nipples are the first thing you notice when you walk into her room.
by Foxxy Grandpa June 30, 2011
Get the Neck-Nipplesmug. by vicaxp February 23, 2009
Get the nipple dickmug.