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mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.
She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.
by Doox95 June 5, 2018
mugGet the mum life crisismug.

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.
Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!
by Nadyak August 7, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mummug.

Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.
When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.
by Pl@tty October 18, 2008
mugGet the Mum Spitmug.

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.
by ZR89 July 1, 2018
mugGet the Your mummug.

swifts mum

someone that kai deeply loves <333
kai: sorry im late i was doing swifts mum
charle : understandable shes so hot
by kaisshit November 16, 2021
mugGet the swifts mummug.

Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult but not actually true
by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020
mugGet the Ur mum gaymug.

Your Mum

your mums a fat hoe
by Xocrone August 23, 2020
mugGet the Your Mummug.

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