jordan thurlow

a big gay bear with a beard

"is that a jordan thurlow i see over there? oh wait no, its just a big gay bear with a beard"

by patchwork1993 December 20, 2009

Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

jordan forces

the new shoes that came out that air jordan fused with nike.
the illest shoe ever!

oh them shoes is da illest shoes ever (talking about jordan forces)

by shoegilles June 24, 2008

Jordan Laughlin

Someone dodging a knife to stick it in someone else's back = Jordan Laughlin

The cops jammed him up so he pulled a Jordan Laughlin

by Bobby possumcod June 28, 2014

jordan-shock

when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.

A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.

by fmtonight. June 24, 2010

Jordan Bird

A little fuccing nigger who sux dick but also fuccs duck is currently being hunted by the thot patrol for playing with a niggas emotions

Its Jordan Bird, Call the thot Patrol

by BlexBlassen October 24, 2017

jordan moran

jordan moran is a self obsessed idiot, he is a little bit of a simp for milly bobby brown. he is very tiny. his instagram is akaz_satan drop a follow

jordan moran is a bit weird

by _tiadaley /// my instagram November 1, 2020