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Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia
by pooping_quacker oat May 30, 2018
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Right Hook

Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.
“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”
by DylanTheFrogKid April 19, 2023
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FISH HOOK

TO PICK UP ONES LOVER BY MEANS OF POINTER FINGER INSERTION INTO ANUS
BRAH BILL BILL HONEY, CAN YOU GIMME A LIFT TO THE BEDROOM? SURE BRIAN, I'LL JUST GIVE YA THE OL' BAIT & FISH HOOK MOVE THAT STOLE YOUR HEART SO MANY MOONS AGO!
by David Gary David August 17, 2022
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chin hook

A game where you attempt to hook your chin on your partners ball sac. Also known as the Cock Eye due to the fact that you if you are successful you normal have a cock in your eye!
I chin hooked a girl and squirted her in the eye
by Biltong Hunter February 25, 2020
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Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass
Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

Author

Miss Katie Payne
by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022
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Cookie Hooks

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021
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man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018
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