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Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open
Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*
by ghostluchador May 23, 2018
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Canadian Frost Tit

Joe: "Ey Barb you must be cold"
Barb: "Whydoya say that, eh"
Joe: "Cause it looks like you got a bad case of Canadian Frost Tit goin' on. I can see yer nipples a mile away through your shirt!"
by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011
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Canadian Lumber Waffle

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.
HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!
by Kristorz! December 15, 2010
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Canadian Cold Shoulder

A type of killing as defined by earlier Dutch (militia) settlers in Canada.
"Canadian Cold Shoulder" is when you sever either the right or left subclavian artery with a blade in the shoulder as you walk past the victim. Do to the rapid loss of blood, the body will decrease in temperature especially around the area of the wound. If the victim survives they will most definitely feel ice cold, hence the name "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

Lamens terms: stab victims shoulder while passing by, victim will bleed out & only see your back as you walk away, "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

(theres debate whether or not Dutch settlers used it against the aboriginals or if in fact it was a swift defence mechanism used against the settlers)
colombian necktie, canadian cold shoulder, cold shoulder, canadian shoulder pad,
by alwysgldn December 12, 2013
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big bully canadian

very mean friend idiot who won’t let you do perfectly reasonable things. they are probably not actually canadain.
reasonable person- “cj can you make my sims character walk around the house in only a speedo?”
big bully canadian- “no”
reasonable person- “what the heck you big bully canadian. what a loser.”
by uwuowouwuowouwuowo June 20, 2019
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Canadian Spit Roast

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.
That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!
by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019
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Canadian slumber party

A Canadian Slumber Party is when there are three or more players from one team in the penalty box at the same time.
Oh man check out that Canadian Slumber Party they have four guys in the box
by Sjcleve January 16, 2016
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