Skip to main content

The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
mugGet the The Jones testmug.

Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
"that tv show was such a johnny test''
by meko1432_ April 1, 2023
mugGet the Johnny Testmug.

Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...
Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
mugGet the Personality Testsmug.

three day test

The three day test is something you do to see if your crush is interested in you. If you feel like you always start the conversations and so on then use this test. Give your crush three days to write to you. If they don’t then sorry your feelings are not replied.
How do you know he likes you?”
”He passed the three day test!”
by Not Greta Thunberg November 10, 2019
mugGet the three day testmug.

test

test def
test ex
by fm74 July 26, 2022
mugGet the testmug.

cup test

The act of putting on a new athletic cup and letting your friends hit it to make sure it works.
I just got a new athletic cup yesterday, Ben and Derek are coming over for a cup test tomorrow
by Spandexjock September 29, 2013
mugGet the cup testmug.

Test

I am doing a test
"Yes, I am indeed making a test"
by XxAlpha_ChadxX May 9, 2021
mugGet the Testmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email