wild tangent

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose

considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve

by Sexydimma October 12, 2016

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

Toilet Tango

The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.

I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.

by joemanshowman May 28, 2016

Rango Tango

It means 'That's what I thought." In Spanish

Rango tango ya that's what I thought

by Cock Rape June 27, 2017

Dirty Tangela

When you're engaging in missionary intercourse and both of your pubes get entangeled

Guy 1: bro, I was hooking up with this girl last night, and we accidentally ended up in a Dirty Tangela
Guy 2: damn, did you have to bust out the garden shears?

by Anonymous BM October 5, 2021

Mavae Tangi

An emotion, the sadness you feel when you will never see a loved one again.

My mother died. Owea mavae tangi

by Mekhiiota March 8, 2022

Love Tangles

That feeling you get when your love life is absolutely fucked beyond all recognition. Usually results in setting cringe Discord statuses or feeling emotionally distraught. Occurs in all types of people, and has no defining symptoms, but some cases are extremely easy to spot

Examples might include:
"💞 thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends

Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with

Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it

Friend: "Bro you good?"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"

by Aim For North June 9, 2022