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Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.
by Joewypak October 15, 2020
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A place where you are stuck for most of your life. And school also has a acronym.

Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

See not a good place to be.Probably will give you nightmares.
School is a place for Learning (apparently).
by BasicGab March 21, 2017
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S=Seven
C=crappy

H=hours
O=of
O=our
L=life
by Miss boo smearkle April 11, 2017
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Today I my slutty mother forced me to go to school.
by 349475 April 20, 2017
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School is a serious cruel punishment when you know nothing. Usually it starts around 4-5 years old, suffering from hard work of pain. You eat shitty food. You have to be quit and can't talk to friends, and one of the worst things in school is the state test to see if you gain any smartness. If not you get disadvantages. You get 12 years of school and if you go to college it's like 14-20 years of school. Elderly people are the survivors. Ask you grandparents. They will tell you everything. School Sucks, and you can't stop it. Just like prison.
by Citorealia May 21, 2017
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Teacher: describe school in one word
Class: hell!!
by Mad Max 21 May 10, 2017
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The fiery pits of hell, where satan (also known as teachers) fuck with your brain
Person 1: What is a school
Person 2: A brain butt fucking system
by Idk who I am anymore September 5, 2017
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