Pythagorean Theorem

A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.

"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."

by DaveJAKAPythagoras June 13, 2018

dirty theodore

A man who strikes up a conversation with a lesbian through a dating app with a sports question instead of hitting on her. And scores the date

Damn, He pulled a Dirty Theodore. He got a date with a lesbian by asking about football!

by Awe.some.girl April 16, 2020

S on D Theorem

The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.

Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.

Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.

You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!

The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!

Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?

by Shitondicks2212 March 14, 2011

infinite monkey theory

The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.

"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut

by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003

Theoblumpkin

Getting oral sex while eat ones favorite meal, taking a dump, drinking a favorite beverage, smoking weed ,and watching TV.

Theoblumpkin comes from the prefix Theo meaning god and of course the famous blumpkin- Getting head while taking a dump.

Last night i got some taco bell to go and when i got home cindy was at my place so i put on cops and she gladly gave me a theoblumpkin while i ate.

by himynameisted August 18, 2009

Foley/Altstaetter Theorem

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.

According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.

by Foley November 15, 2004

Conspiracy Theorist

A slur created by our lizard overlords.

Person 1: “Wow look at that conspiracy theorist”
Person 2: “Fam I prefer the term enlightened theoristic”

by TabbyRaider67 December 22, 2021