Dragon Puke

Dragon Puke (drag-uhn pyook)

Noun/Verb

Any sort of Generic fantasy media with elements borrowed heavily from the works of J. R. R. Tolkien and/or Dungeons & Dragons.

Named so because in the puke of a dragon you can also find the scattered remains of Elves,Dwarfs,Men,Orcs,A Wizard, And an Ill conceived plot.

Dude 1: Hey man What Are you doing today?

Dude 2: I just bought Christopher Paolini's Eragon And I'm going to read it! and then I'm going to go play EverQuest.

Dude 1: Dude Don't Read That Dragon Puke!!! If your going to waste your life away in a fantasy world do it the right way!!!
Read LOTR and Play D&D With your Friends!!!!

by Ronin_X64 May 20, 2010

dragon slayed

To preform the act of intercourse on a undesirable dragon looking woman.

bill- "last night i went to a a fat convention and dragon slayed a fatty"

pete- "gross"

bill " ya, but fucking ugly girls makes me feel like a fucking hero."

by canadianbaconator April 20, 2009

Dragon lasers

Dragon lasers are high power green (and sometimes blue and orange)lasers that are made in China, hence the dragon. Distinctly different from your average laser pointer or portable laser.

laser pointers are normally 5mW or less, have a beam that is difficult to see anytime other than night and can't burn anything. Great for presentations. Dragon lasers are 15mW upto 300mW or higher, have a beam that is clearly visible in broad daylight and can light matches and cigarrettes. Too powerful and dangerous for presentations.

My teacher said i can only use a laser pointer at school, not a Dragon lasers.

by Wolverine Man June 1, 2007

Dragon pictures

slang for porn mostly with asian women used to describe pictures most commonly said by children

Hey Andrew you got my Dragon pictures? Yo, son I got em right here

by Iceman43 February 23, 2008

Reverse dragon

The inevitable fiery and explosive diarrhea that scorches your asshole the morning after you eat extremely spicy food.

"What the fuck Lucy, why is there bloody shit on the wall, and why do I smell brimstone?"

"Reverse dragon baby... I'm never eating ghost peppers again."

by The Balls 900 May 12, 2014

Selfie Dragon

An ugly person who takes many photos of themselves and post them on social media.

Man, see that ugly girl over there, I checked her FB, she's a Selfie Dragon.

by Mr Duckbutter August 5, 2014

Wrestling the dragon

A form of masterbation

Man, I love wrestling the dragon with hookers

by Eggs with Bacon January 31, 2015