clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015

Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015

jelly screamer

1)A jelly screamer is when u put jelly on toast n u scream cuz u did the perfect amount
2)when U cum n she keeps sucking

Example 1)
*applies jelly to toast*
*screams in high pitched voice*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY TOAST
Example 2)
I was laying down and she gave me a jelly screamer

by Canucoconot July 9, 2015

Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.

I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.

by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015

purple screamer

When you squeeze a girls nipples so hard she screams her way into an orgasm

Last night Tod gave me a purple screamer!

by The name is D January 26, 2016

Sriracha Steamer

1. Having anal sex after one or both parties have digested a spicy meal.

2. Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after a spicy meal.

After that dope stir fry I made, the sriracha was really going to make things hot after dinner. I knew that a sriracha steamer was in order.

spicybooty hotshit ragincajun backdoorbbq alabamahotpocket

by LtDingleDangle September 14, 2016

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016