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Stevens Middle School

Rectangles, circles, ovals, triangles, and E.
by BiB NiBBa June 15, 2018
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Steven

A gay ass retarded country kid that wears cowboy boots everywhere and has a small dick
Who's that kid with the boots

That's just Steven
by A very negative person April 30, 2025
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Jonathan Stevens

A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
“Who is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!”
“Oh that’s Jonathan Stevens
by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023
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max brian stevens

A very strong and hunky sexy dude who is very smart and gets all the lady’s and is very independent
damn is that max brian stevens he gets all the pussy
by brody628387283 March 18, 2024
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Steven Callas

CA, USA. • Military • Greek
Don’t be his friend.
Don’t date him.
Don’t marry him.
His family warns the new partner.
Covering his infidelity.
Avoidant Attachment Style.
When he leaves the new partner.
His family will slander your name.
To avoid his accountability.
Breaking the Honor Code of the academy.
Save your time.
Save your heart.
You deserve better.” - Steven Callas
“I don’t deserve you.” - Steven
“We grew apart over time.” - Steven
The other girl couldn’t handle the long distance.” - His sister
“All relationships go to the wayside.” - His sister
by OfficialKarma December 8, 2023
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kirk stevens

Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.

These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances
Be careful he's a kirk stevens
by Hank Johnson October 18, 2017
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Steven's Law

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.
Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022
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