Soonitoo 

Soonitoo (soon-ih-too) is a unique word which is only used by the most savage of people. Soonitoo, in other words (quite literally), is another word for “sanity.” However, not just anyone can use the word “soonitoo” because you must be an ultimate savage, like me.

Being defined
“After much school work and shipping, the girl finally lost her soonitoo.”
“After searching for her soonitoo everywhere, the girl finally found it in a yeast packet.”

Soonitoo by Savage Goddess February 8, 2018

Spooning 

When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.

Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters

Spooning by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016

Spoonless 

A word that describes anything and everything in a derogatory term thats mildly insulting

Brain why you hella spoonless?

Spoonless by bhris boolin May 10, 2018

soon (tm) 

Describes something that we are told is coming soon (game updates, TV shows, etc.) but we have heard it enough times to know better. Whoever is saying x event will occur soon is considered to own the trademark on the word because they have used it so many times.

"when are the new chappelles show episodes?"
"i dunno, soon (tm)"

soon (tm) by tstan September 1, 2008

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon 

That stressful time when you wonder if your funny urban dictionary definition will be published before you see your friends later that day.

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon is more stressful than falling off a 100 foot building.

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

Sooner Born Sooner Bred 

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012

too soon 

A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a recent event (being in the last decade or so).

person1: Ah man, i didn't study for the final. I'm gonna fail for sure

person2: Dude, you're screwed like Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays.

person1: Too soon.

too soon by Attomar November 26, 2007